
24 Days of Medieval Cat Chaos.
Open one strange little member of the cat kingdom every day — from royal cats and armored knights to monks, jesters, musicians and characters that require absolutely no explanation.
- ✓ 24 unique medieval-inspired cat characters
- ✓ Double-sided acrylic ornaments designed for hanging and display
- ✓ One daily reveal that builds into a complete collection
Chocolate Again? Your Cat-Loving Friend Deserves Something Weirder.
Most Advent calendars give you a tiny treat, a generic surprise and very little to remember once December is over. This one slowly releases an entire medieval cat kingdom into your home.
Gone in 30 Seconds
Many countdown surprises are enjoyed once and disappear almost immediately.
Another Generic Cat Gift
Cat lovers have already seen the mugs, socks and ordinary cute-cat decorations.
Forgettable Christmas Gifts
The best gifts are the ones that make someone laugh before they even finish opening them.
24 Cats. One Very Questionable Kingdom.
Kings, queens, knights, jesters, monks, musicians, warriors and several citizens whose official duties remain unclear. Every day adds another personality to the collection.
The Fun Doesn't Happen All at Once.
The collection grows one cat at a time, giving you another ridiculous little reveal to look forward to throughout the Christmas countdown.
Reveal the next medieval member of the kingdom.
Royal, armored, scholarly, musical — or simply impossible to explain.
Add the ornament to your Christmas tree or another suitable display.
By the end of the countdown, all 24 characters have joined the collection.
Detailed Acrylic Ornaments — Not Molded 3D Figurines.
Each character uses double-sided printing on a flat acrylic ornament, giving you the detailed medieval artwork in a format made for hanging, collecting and seasonal display.
Some artwork can look dimensional in photos. The actual collection is made as flat printed acrylic ornaments, so you know what to expect before your kingdom arrives.
This Is Not a Kingdom Known for Normal Behavior.
One day you may meet a crowned ruler. The next, an armored cat. Then a suspicious monk. Then a jester who looks far too pleased with himself. That's the point.
The Gift for Someone With a Very Specific Sense of Humor.
It's strange enough to be memorable, cat-heavy enough for the cat person in your life, and unusual enough to avoid becoming another predictable Christmas gift.
For the Hard-to-Shop-For Friend
The person who already owns too many cat mugs, cat socks and normal Christmas decorations.
For the Friend Who Sends You Weird Cat Memes
If you saw this calendar and immediately thought of someone's name, the shopping decision may already be made.
Ordinary Advent Calendar vs. Medieval Cat Kingdom
Both count down to Christmas. Only one slowly fills your house with medieval cats.
- • Many surprises are used or eaten immediately
- • Often built around familiar, predictable themes
- • The excitement may end after each door is opened
- • Usually offers little long-term display value
- • Easy to forget once the holidays are over
- ✓ 24 unique characters to collect
- ✓ A new ridiculous personality every day
- ✓ Hang each piece as the collection grows
- ✓ The full set becomes part of your holiday display
- ✓ Keep and display the cats after the countdown ends
Christmas Ends. The Cat Kingdom Stays.
The daily reveal is only the beginning. After the countdown, the 24 ornaments can remain part of your seasonal collection and return whenever you're ready to let the kingdom take over again.
One Calendar. 24 Medieval Cat Surprises.
Everything is built around the daily reveal: open the calendar, discover the next character, then add it to your growing medieval cat collection.
Frequently Asked Questions
The things worth knowing before 24 medieval cats move into your Christmas.
How many different cats are included?
Are the cats 3D figurines?
What are the ornaments made from?
Can the cats be hung on a Christmas tree?
Do I have to use them only at Christmas?
What kinds of characters are included?
Is every character different?
Why might the acrylic look cloudy when I first open it?
Who is this calendar best for?
What is included in the package?
Can I keep the ornaments after the Advent season?
Open One. Hang One. Question Everything.
24 days. 24 medieval cats. One increasingly ridiculous little kingdom waiting to take over your Christmas.
Enter the Medieval Cat Kingdom ↑