⏰Limited Stock 50% OFF -📸 Ugly Animal Selfies™ 2027 Wall Calendar – 12 Months of Terrible Angles & Perfect Timing
⏰Limited Stock 50% OFF -📸 Ugly Animal Selfies™ 2027 Wall Calendar – 12 Months of Terrible Angles & Perfect Timing
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⏰Limited Stock 50% OFF -📸 Ugly Animal Selfies™ 2027 Wall Calendar – 12 Months of Terrible Angles & Perfect Timing
A Normal Calendar Tells You the Date. This One Makes Eye Contact.
Twelve months of gloriously unfortunate animal selfies — plus real calendar space for birthdays, appointments, reminders and everything else 2027 throws at you.
12 Months. 12 Animals Who Clearly Found the Front Camera.
Dogs. Monkeys. Frogs. Camels. Cats. Birds. And several faces that absolutely should not have been photographed from this angle.
It Gets the Laugh. Then It Actually Does Its Job.
The joke gets attention. The calendar layout is what keeps it on the wall all year.
Plans Below. Poor Decisions Above.
Each open spread combines the monthly animal portrait with a clean date grid underneath, so the calendar stays practical instead of becoming a one-laugh novelty.
One Bad Selfie Would Be Funny. Twelve Is Commitment.
Every flip brings another animal with absolutely no understanding of flattering camera angles.
Give the Room One Extremely Unqualified Supervisor.
Kitchen. Office. Mudroom. Break room. Bathroom. Wherever it goes, somebody is eventually going to ask about it.
Make 2027 Considerably Less Boring.
A real wall calendar disguised as twelve months of animal camera-roll chaos.
Enough Room to Plan. Small Enough to Fit Almost Anywhere.
One Laugh When They Open It. Twelve More Waiting Inside.
Instead of another novelty gift that disappears into a drawer, give them something ridiculous they can actually use all year.
Before You Give Your Wall a Face
Does it cover the full year of 2027?
Yes. The calendar runs from January through December 2027 with 12 monthly pages.
Is every month a different animal?
Yes. Each month features a different comical animal close-up from the Ugly Animal Selfies collection.
Can I actually write plans on it?
Yes. Each monthly spread includes a date grid for appointments, birthdays, reminders and everyday planning.
How large is the calendar?
It measures approximately 20 × 20 cm / 7.87 × 7.87 in when closed, and approximately 20 × 40 cm / 7.87 × 15.74 in when open.
Who is this best for?
It works especially well as a funny gift for coworkers, friends, siblings, roommates, animal lovers, White Elephant exchanges and anyone with a questionable sense of humor.
Your Wall Is Going to Stare Back All Year.
Twelve months. Twelve terrible camera angles. One surprisingly useful calendar.